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Kelly Loeffler of Georgia is running for election to the US Senate. Her main qualification being she is very wealthy and has donated money to Donald Trump’s campaign.

She is running a tv ad ostensibly to secure her bona fides as conservative featuring Attila The Hun who wants to kill “All the Liberal Scribes.”

She has voted with Trump 100% of the time which in itself ought to be grounds for disqualification and a thorough psychological examination.

Woman, man, person, camera, TV, whatever.

Aligning herself with a ruthless conquerer she has lowered the bar for political endorsements.

Future ads will feature Caligula, Ivan the Terrible, Snidley Whiplash, Vlad the Impaler, Kaiser Wilhelm and Blackbeard the Pirate.

Attila’s publicist said that the leader of the Huns had not been consulted as to the use of his name nor likeness was not being compensated for either and planned to file suit in Federal Court, assuming we’ll still have them in 60 days or so alleging fraud, theft and perjury along with libel and slander as he in no way ever encouraged the killing of scribes, liberal or otherwise.

FOX News called the suit frivolous and vowed to feature it at least twelve times an hour while the world at large continues to burn and hurtle towards disaster.