My car is starting to act funny. …

Not funny as in Ha, Ha funny.

Funny as in expensive noises.  Aren’t all noises from the front end or rear end or any place in between expensive?

I’m  taking the car in tomorrow expecting the expensive worst.  That way I won’t be surprised when I get a bill for $800 in real, not funny money.

A Subaru, a Toyota and a Chevy walk into a bar…