A quick trip through the local newspaper pages this morning reveals the following in no particular order of importance, horror, shock, whimsy or newsworthiness:
New Jersey expores passing legislation to ban ” Drunk Droning.”
Man accused of killing neighbor’s chicken with his walking stick. A warrant has been issued for his arrest.
A local bank advertises a ” Relationship Strategist” in the Wealth Management Department. The ad is right above an ad for Sprint featuring the guy who used to shill for Verizon only now he shills for Sprint.
As a career move I sense his switch was a bad one – Who would ever hire this guy to advertise anything knowing he could one day work for your competitor. Stick a fork in this fellow cause he’s done.
And in truly horrible news Google pulls YouTube from Amazon devices amid feud.