When you are a fan of the National Pastime on the radio as I am you get get used to being flooded, bombarded and inundated with commercials.
Today’s lesson kids is about car commercials.
Recently I’ve noticed and maybe this goes back further than I can recall but marketing cars today has spawned some strange new words and phrases that I’m not entirely familiar with although I was able to figure out who’s who and what’s what. For example:
Car company A has an auto that carries onboard Lane Drift Alerts. Stay in your lane buddy or there will be consequences.
Company B preaches the wonderfulness of a “Pedestrian Avoidance” system and not be outdone it also has some kind of gizmo called ” Collision Alert.”
So, basically your new Oldsmobile is a riding and rolling radar unit emitting who knows what kind of gamma and x-rays in all directions to make sure you don’t run over anyone or smack into that Pierce-Arrow that just slammed on the brakes in front of you.
Maybe there should be a ” Put down your cell phone” minder in the car too which would alleviate the need for all the above mentioned gadgets and wizardry.
Oh yeah, turns out we also have our own onboard pedestrian alert, lane drift and collision avoidance system already built in.
It’s called your “Brain” so open your eyes, put down the phone and take those buds out of your ears Bud.
And now back to Ted and Larry with the play by play…