Ok, so I misspelled Iowa. Catchy little trick though dontcha think?
Here are the results from last night’s vote-fest in no particular order with quotes suitable for framing:
1 – I won.
2 – I came in second so I won.
3 – I came in third so I won.
4 – I need clean clothes.
5 – I’m out.
6 -Suspending my campaign which means I can still accept donations.
7 -My vote total works out to around three grand per vote.
8 – A tie is a win.
9 – Bonus – Reader special – Fill in the blank your own bad self.
10 – Thank goodness, no more pretending to like corn dogs and moon pies.