Ok, so I misspelled Iowa.  Catchy little trick though dontcha think?

Here are the results from last night’s vote-fest in no particular order with quotes suitable for framing:

1 – I won.

2 – I came in second so I won.

3 – I came in third so I won.

4 – I need clean clothes.

5 – I’m out.

6 -Suspending my campaign which means I can still accept donations.

7 -My vote total works out to around three grand per vote.

8 – A tie is a win.

9 – Bonus – Reader special – Fill in the blank your own bad self.

10 – Thank goodness, no more pretending to like corn dogs and moon pies.